Two Things.

1:  I am not your mom or your maid.  I shouldn't have to tell you to clean your dishes or to clean your room or to help clean the bathroom.  And if I do have to ask you because you are so involved in yourself, actually do it.
I'm tired of living in a pigsty because I don't want to clean up your crap for you.  Thank goodness I don't share a room with you...
2:  Don't bash on the church or try to explain things in it if you're obviously biased against it.  I am a member and I do care about it.  So stop it.

"Dishes are like boyfriends, your roommates shouldn't do them."